#it was about straizo

[mourningskvader]

Was looking through my Google Drive and clearing stuff out and whatnot, and came across the four year old JJBA fic series I had been intricately planning and never wrote??

[jonaeris-blog]

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 22

[bebegi]

i forgive him for his crimes....... he's pretty your honor !

[relicfragment]

writing the epilogue for dark things early and god i just love stressing that straizo is not a good person in the slightest. He's cruel, he's cunning, he likes to make the people he resents hurt with pointed remarks. Hikari did NOT fix him and she literally never can. She doesn't want to. The only way hikari has fixed straizo is that she disconnected the link between murder and efficiency in his mind and made him promise not to let any more humans die or she'd be very very sad about it. and he was like ok. i'm gonna knock out this guard after psychologically toying with him instead, but I won't kill him!! insane.

[caestusvulpes]

they are the sun and moon. they are a solar eclipse. the red and the blue. the shadow cast along the wall and the sunbeam from a half-open window. the fuckign intj and enfp goddamn it. stark monochrome constrasting to bright and soft secondaries. they both have scarves. the fear of changing and growing old vs the fear of stagnating and being stuck in time. i am collapsing into a puddle. 'i will kill for you, please let me kill for you' vs 'show mercy for me, stay your hand for me'. Neither have regrets for their actions but they do regret the results those actions have. both are inherent forces of nature. hikari is an earthquake that tears and heaves the foundations, who's anger rattles everyone and everything, where the only option is to take cover and pray to god the fallout doesn't reach you. straizo is a tsunami, a typhoon, where the tide recedes and the wind whips and you think you're safe until the wall of water comes crashing down around you and crushes you under its weight. does anyone hear me

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

vanilla: "the bad news is, they're heads and we have to take care of them"

straizo: *scoffs* "bad news? i wouldn't mind being well cared for and forever young. someone please brush my lovely hair~"

dire: "this is like a permanent hotel stay for you is it. nobody touch MY hair"

💙

[patheticpat]

Goddamn all this fucking foreshadowing. What the fuck

[kots-kots]

I am on my knees because of the Monster High JJBA AU. Please tell us more about it…

OKAY!!! 🫡 I was thinking this au can be open to anybody’s interpretations/own concept of the characters and lore structure/the designs can be used in any context but here are my own personal interpretations of it!!

CHARACTER WISE honestly it’s up to interpretation but I was thinking it’s one of those aus were the jojos are brothers or cousins going to the same school and most of them generally live around the same neighborhood >_<

Giorno is an exception because he’s either gonna be Dio’s cousin or little brother, thinking he’s half vampire half fairy maybe??? Diego is in the same boat, he’s not related to the joestars but related to dio n giorno

Jonathan and dio r still adopted brothers in this au, dio very much dislikes Jonathan but he’s the only jojo he can generally tolerate or treat as a rival

Currently the families established are Joestars werewolves, Brandos vampires, Zeppelis sea monsters

POWER WISE it’s kinda like. the stand and the character fused??? so im trying to give them monster species that actually correspond with their stand power (such as avdol probably being a Phoenix, d’arby brothers being sphinxes bcuz they give riddles/games instead of actual fights; and hamon users like Lisa Lisa would probably be a dryad or some sort of nymph so she has a natural talent with manipulating life energy)

Hamon users are most primarily monsters/normies who have an innate skill for that kinda life energy thing and it’s still very much a learned skill. I was thinking it can also be like witchcraft or magic??? So for example Josuke can use ‘hamon’ or spells to heal people around him and whatnot

there’s also cliques or friend groups but they’re mostly consisting of their part (like duwang gang being their own clique; dio, vanilla, and terence being one; bucci gang being.. bucci gang; la squadra; etc) but there’s also variations like

villain house

the villains all low key have beef with each other but occasionally team up to take down their respective jojos (who are also a gang, that tend to be a bit more stable than the villains)

dio-kars-diavolo team up is called ‘team food chain’ bcuz im pretty sure that’s their Japanese nickname???

The pillar men trio (minus Santana he’s kinda weird) and dio’s mansion gang r like heathers vs mean girls

the pillar men usually hate dio but they fw vanilla LOL

Bucci squad and la squadra have beef with each other but they are united by their hate of diavolo so they also occasionally team up ^_^

UMMM the teachers I have currently are tonpetty, straizo, dire, baron zeppeli, wang chan, annnd not officially decided but probably aya tsuji, tonio, polpo, and um. that old guy that was with trish

BUT LIKE YA that’s all for now I think 😼

[earthbovndmisfit]

I keep seeing posts about Speedwagon's height every now and then spreading the wrong assumption that he's short even though Speedwagon is canonly shown and stated to be on the taller side (around 180cms or 5'11 tall, more exactly).

For one, there's the character height chart from Battle Tendency (credit to the Wiki for the pic). Even in his old age (and not counting his hat), Speedwagon is shown to be taller than Lisa Lisa (she's 175cms or 5'9) and slightly shorter than Caesar (he's 186cms or 6'1).

He's also depicted to be on the taller side on every side-by-side shot he gets with other characters in both anime and manga for Parts 1 and 2, and where he's shown to be a bit taller than other characters like Straizo and Will Zeppeli, for example.

Additionally, the pic that's almost always used to show how short Speedwagon supposedly is was taken from the videogame Eyes Of Heaven. However, there are a few issues with the claim aside from what we have been already discussing above.

For starters, Speedwagon's in-game models are all scaled to be 180cms tall as well, and this can also be seen when you compare him with other characters like Kakyoin in that same game (Kak is 178cms/5'10 tall in canon)

It's also quite important to keep in mind that Eyes of Heaven (and possibly ASBR too if they ported the models and scales from EoH) can't really be trusted with Jonathan's height because they tend to make him look even taller than he already is.

The proof? Well, Jonathan and Jotaro are both canonly 195cms tall and yet, in EoH...

no way Jotaro would be the same height as Jonathan here even if he stood upright or in his tiptoes. So, yeah. As you can see, EoH messes a bunch with Jonathan's height making him even taller than he actually is. It's not that Speedwagon is short, it's just that Jonathan is even more HUGE in Eyes Of Heaven.

[wraith-lantern]

Joseph's Twin Sibling Headcanons

(Includes Caesar X Reader)

— I can see Erina being so tired by the two of you. Imagine all the rough-housing you and Joseph get into.

— Unlike Joseph, you were a late bloomer with your hamon. Before you could use it, during play-fights, Joseph would take it a little easy on your and not use his hamon. However, it was no holds once your got your hamon. Erina would be so angry at you two for destroying the house with your hamon play-fighting.

— Out of the two, Joseph is generally the more physically strong. However, you are the brain to his brawn. You are generally a lot calmer than him. Whenever he's about to go on a rage, you stand up on your tip toes, grab the scruff of his shirt, and pull him back.

— Whenever you two would play games, he definitely would cheat somehow and you would always call him out on it.

— Joseph begged you to stay back with Erina and his new friend, Smokey, when he found out Speedwagon was captured. You weren't having it though, they could protect themselves, and besides, you helped Joseph with the fight against Straizo! Also, if you were there with Erina and Smokey, that might only put them in harm's way because you were there. So, Joseph begrudgingly took you to Mexico with him to rescue Speedwagon.

— You tried to hold in your laughter at the Tequila Joseph get-up. Joseph noticed you trying not to laugh and he barked, "What's so funny?!" All you said was, "Nothing, you look great." (If you wear feminine clothes or are a girl): When you two were younger, you'd play dress-up all the time. So you two treated like sneaking into this camp like it was a catwalk. You would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those 2 guards who didn't appreciate your brother's beauty in that dress.

— When you three went to Italy, you loved the place. You three were waiting for someone at the fountain. You got bored of sitting idly while Joseph played with some pigeons so you went walking to look around, (you luckily didn't run into any Italian gangstars.) When you got back, your brother was beefing with some blond Italian man. However, once he noticed you, he got on his knees and kissed your knuckles. This only prompted to make Joseph more angry, "Don't hit on my twin sibling, asshole!"

— Joseph definitely got himself smacked by you for what he did. How could he be so stupid and make a deal with the Pillar Men?! Was there any way he could really power up so much that in 30 days he could defeat them?! Regardless, here you were now with the blond Italian, Caesar, and your twin brother waiting for Caesar's hamon coach. Joseph was a little shocked that the coach was a woman, but all you thought was, you go girl.

— During those days on the island, you grew to be friends with everyone on the island, especially Suzie Q. You noticed she had a little attraction to your brother so you would tease her about it some times. You would usually talk to her while Caesar and Joseph were doing some bro thing. (Smacking each other's asses probably, let's be real.)

— You also got closer with Caesar, much to Joseph's dismay. He tried to use his "older brother authority," to get you to stay away from Caesar. Joseph was only older by like, 2 minutes, so I don't really know who he thought he was fooling.

— When you all went to Switzerland, Caesar actually promised to take you out on a date when this whole thing was over. You two cared about each other with your whole hearts. You wished he would take you on a date there. Maybe spend a cold night, cuddled up warm in a blanket and each other’s warmth.

— However, all of that changed…

Caesar and your brother had gotten into a huge argument. This was nothing new usually… however, this essentially almost broke apart their friendship. Caesar was going to fight the pillarmen by himself. You rushed after him, grabbing him by the wrist as he trudged through the snow,

“Please Caesar… don’t go. Please…”

Your voice wobbled, trying to keep the tears from falling and freezing on your face.

“Please…”

You whispered one last time. You couldn’t bear to look at him. You would’ve if you had known this would be the last time you’d see him.

“I’m sorry.”

And then he was gone.

— You were practically inconsolable. Joseph was stunned, he didn’t know what to do. When you two were younger, he would always cheer you up with his jokes. Your brother cared for you so much, and he showed it, in his own Joseph way.

— Lisa Lisa also didn’t know what to do. She hasn’t been in your life for most of it. She thought, who was she to step in and comfort you when she hasn’t been there? She would’ve loved to see you and Joseph grow throughout the years, but she was so overcome with rage that night…

— No matter how miserable you were with Caesar’s death, the world kept going around. That was the sad truth. The pillarmen had to be defeated. During their deal, you tried to take Joseph’s place to defeat Wamuu. You wanted to take revenge for Caesar. Wamuu honored your courage, however, Joseph wouldn’t allow it. The pillarmen allowed you to help Joseph from the stands (THE WHAT.)

— You tried to take Lisa Lisa’s place in the fight with Kars. You actually managed your save her, but Kars got the stone and so the final battle began.

— Joseph took it upon himself to run away but you ran with him. You would never abandon your brother in a time of need. You knew he would do the same for you.

— Once Kars was sent to space, you and Joseph were separated. You fell somewhere near the coast of France. A very kind family with the family name of Polnareff had nursed you back to health. Unlike Joseph, Lisa Lisa and the others knew where you were and you soon returned to them, only to learn they haven’t heard word from Joseph.

— Maybe he just forgot to let people know he was okay? Or… Bad thoughts started to fill your mind. What if he died? What if you lost both him and Caesar?

— You attended Joseph’s funeral. As you stood at the grave, you wondered, how could he have died? Joseph was crafty, he couldn’t have possibly died. They hadn’t found his corpse so there was a possibility, right…?

— To say you were shocked when Joseph showed up to his own funeral was an understatement. You cried tears of relief and joy as you saw him with Suzie Q. You gave him a big hug, causing him to grunt in pain for a moment, telling you to be careful and that he was still hurt a little.

— You didn’t seem to care that much because you smacked him upside the head, asking why he didn’t tell anyone anything. Turns out Suzie Q. was supposed to do that… Oops!

— You couldn’t stay mad at your friend for long. Everything was going to be okay now. Joseph and Suzie married and had Holly. However…

You couldn’t help but wish Caesar was still involved in your lives…

[mourningskvader]

Omggg i remember your straizo cosplay and how much you posted abt him pleasepleaseplease finish it :0000000 he's the guy of all time

Ahhh it’s feels like a lifetime ago. ;-; But it was really only a short while ago, wasn’t it?

I would like to get back into cosplaying and he was definitely one of my favourite cosplays.

And who knows? Maybe I’ll work on that fic. 🤭

[popawritter12]

Amo tus escritos! Estaba buscando algo así desde hace mucho.

Quería preguntarte- ¿A qué yanderes les importaría tu consentimiento y a quienes no?

Si te hace sentir incómodx escribir algo así, puedes ignorarme.

Author's note: Anon, ¿puedo decirte que te amo?

ADORO ESTA IDEA, Y SIEMPRE LA QUISE HACER PERO NO ENCONTRABA UN BUEN CONTEXTO, PERO ¿EL CONSENTIMIENTO? DIOS QUE BUENA IDEA.

/english: Anon, can I tell you that I love you?

I LOVE THIS IDEA, AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT BUT I DIDN'T FIND A GOOD CONTEXT, BUT CONSENT? GOD WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

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Also, thank you so much for your very original request <3<3<3!!!

So, with your amazing idea, let me open a new series of posts that I have long needed to do.

It will be called

“In each situation, how would this Yandere react?”

In this case, let's start with 5 archetypes: -Is not interested in your consent. -It's important, but in an extreme case may not need it. -Thinks it is important only in sex. -Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick. -Does not understand what consent is

And, since you didn't specify which fandom, I'm going to list some of the ones I'm in! <3

Let's start with the soft.

Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick.

League of Legends

Alistar, Bardo, Blitzcrank, Braum, Ivern, Kalista, Kassadin, Maokai, Nautilus, Rakan, Shen, Soraka, Taric, Wukong, Yone, Karma.

Kengan Ashura

Yoshinari Karo, Haruo Kono, Jun Sekibayashi (<3<3), Mikazuchi Rei, Mokichi Robinson, Suekichi Kaneda, Agito Kanoh.

Stardew Valley

Krobus, Willy, Linus.

Team Fortress 2

Engineer.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Erina, Jonathan Joestar, Speedwagon, William Zeppelin.

Part 2: Smokey, Wamu.

Part 3: Joseph Joestar

Part 4: Tonio, Reimi Sugimoto, Koichi,

Part 5: Doppio.

Part 6: Foo Fighters

Part 7:Lucy Steel.

Demon Slayer

Ozaki, Genya, Nezuko, Mitsuri, Tanjiro, Gyutaro, Gyomei, Tamayo and Yushiro

TMNT: MM

Mikey (<3) April.

Mortal Kombat 1

Liu Kang, Geras, Smoke, Baraka, Asharh,

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

BladeWolf.

Thinks it is important only in sex

League of Legends

Akshan, Aphelios, Camille, Ekko, Ezreal, Darius, Hwei, Illaoi, K'sante, Leona, Nilah, Pantheon, Pyke, Riven, Ryze, Yoeick, Yasuo, Xhin Zhao, Sarah Fortune, Taliyah, Ornn, Tryndamere, Nami, Janna, Kai'sa, Kindred (sheep), Senna, Udyr, Varus, Garen, Lee Sin, Master Yi.

Kengan Ashura

Kaolan Wongsawat, Saw Paing Yoroizuka, Gensai Kuroki, Ryo Inaba, Seishu Akoya, Takeru Kiohzan, Jerry Tyson, Niko Tokita, Adam Dudley, Ren Nikaido, Takeshi Wakatsuki, Ryo Himuro, Marvelous Seki, and Ichiro Nakata.

Stardew Valley

Maru, Emily, Marnie, Sandy, Caroline, Harvey, Robin, Marlon, Rasmodius, Clint.

Team Fortress 2

Heavy, Scout, Soldier and Spy.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar,

Part 3: Kakyoin, Avdol, N'doul, Mariah, Hol Horse.

Part 4: Shigechi, Jotaro, Okuyasu.

Part 5: Bucciarati, Giorno, Fugo, Risotto Nero, Pesci, Trish Una, Squalo, Tiziano

Part 6: Hermes, Weather Report.

Part 7. Gyro, Hot Pants, Funny Valentine, Pocoloco.

Demon Slayer

Giyu, Yorichi, Kyojuro, Urokodaki, Kanae, Kagaya Ubayashiki, Kanao, Muichiro, Obanai, Akaza, Sabito, Murata.

TMNT MM

Leonardo and Donatello.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kung Lao, Raiden, Syzoth, Johnny Cage, Kenshi, Sindel, Li Mei,

Metal Gear Rising

Armstrong, Boris, Sam, Raiden, Courtney, Kevin.

It is important, but in an extreme case could “forget” about it

League of Legends

Ahri, Akali, Azir, Caitlyn, Fiora, Irelia, Jarvan IV, Jayce, Kayle, Kayn, Morgana, Quinn, Rell, Sett, Shyvana, Sona, Swain, Sylas, Twisted Fate, Luxana, Vayne, Victor, Xayah, Zeri, Alune, Olaf, Seraphine, Ashe, Diana, Lucian, Nasus, Sivir, Talon.

Kengan Ashura

Cosmo Imai, Tokita Ohma, Muteba Gizenga, Sen Hatsumi, Naoya Ohkubo, Keizaro Sawada, Julius Reinhold, Sen Hatsumi,

Stardew Valley

Abigail, Alex, Elliot, Gunther, Haley, Leah, Kent, Jody, Penny, Sebastian, Sam and Shane.

Team Fortress 2

Demoman and Sniper.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Straizo.

Part 2: Stroheim, Esidisi. Caesar Zeppelin

Part 3: Polnareff, Jotaro, Vanilla Ice.

Part 4: Josuke, Yuya Fungami, Rohan,

Part 5: Mista, Ghiaccio, Narancia, Abaccio, Prosciutto.

Part 6: Anasui, Jolyne, Pucci.

Part 7: Dio, Jhonny Joestar.

Demon Slayer

Zenitsu, Kokushibo, Sanemi, Uzui, Daki, Shinjuro.

TMNTMM

Raphael.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kitana, Mileena, Kuai Liang and Rain.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Sundower, Moonson.

Is not interested in your consent

League of Legends

Aatrox, Bel'veth, Brand, Cassiopeia, Draven, Elise, Evelynn, Gangplank, Graves, Jhin, Katarina, KKhartus, Le Blanc, Lissandra, Mordekaiser, Nidalee, Quiyana, Renata Glasc, Renekton, Sejuani, Singed, Syndra, Thresh, Urgot, Vi, Virgo, Vladimir, Xerath, Zyra, Tham Kench, Malzahar.

Kengan Ashura

Karla Kure, Raian Kure, Setsuna Kiryu, Hajime Hanafusa and Yohei Bando.

Stardew Valley

Mr. Qi and Morris.

Team Fortress 2

Medic.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Dio .

Part 2: Kars.

Part 3: Dio, Mariah, D'Arby,

Part 4: Yoshikage Kira, Yukako, Akira Otoishi,

Part 5: Cioccolata, Melone, Formaggio, Illuso.

Demon Slayer

Douma, Enmu, Muzan, Shinobu, Gyokko, Hantengu, Sekido, Karaku, Urogi, Zobakuten, Uzami, Nakime and Kaigaku,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

Bi Han, Shao Kang, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Nitara, Reiko and Havik.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Mistral

Don't know the concept of consent

League of Legends

Briar, Dr.Mundo, Galio, Gwen, Hecarim, Jinx, Lillia, Neeko, Orianna, Rek'sai, Rengar, Shaco, Sion, Skarner, Trundle, Vel'koz, Volibear, Warwick, Zac, Aurelion Sol.

Kengan Ashura

(none)

Stardew Valley

(none)

Team Fortress 2

(none)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Santana.

Part 4: Mikitaka.

Part 5:Secco.

Demon Slayer

Inosuke,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

(none)

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CON ESTO TERMINAMOS

Fue hermoso, espero que les haya gustado leer esta pequeña lista salida d mi creatividad y del pedido de este anon ;)

/ english

WITH THIS WE END

It was beautiful, I hope you liked reading this little list from my creativity and this anon's request ;)

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Less Notable Dads

[thus-wrote-mrs-zeppeli]

I love your work, especially when you write for Gyro because you catch his essence really well (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)♡ ... May I request how much children Gyro, Abbacchio, Prosciutto, and Straizo, would want? Would they specifically want girls or boys, or they don't care? 0:

Oooh so sweet of you, thank you!!!! It means a lot to me to hear that! Gyro is one of my FAVES (though my blog name probably gives that away, haha…)

I will try my best~

(It’s Technically x reader?? Reader is there lol. Mostly about the character’s personal thoughts though.)

Various jjba: How many children do they want to have?

Straizo: Maybe at one point when he was a younger man he would’ve had an interest in more children beyond Elizabeth, but as she grew up, he found himself feeling older too. Even with the decelerated aging effects from his mastery over hamon, being referred to as “dad” or “father” reminds him of his fear of the inevitable march of time. So he’s not much interested in raising anymore children with you beyond his adopted daughter. But if he had another one when Elizabeth was still very young, he wouldn’t be opposed. Girl or boy doesn’t matter to him, he would train them in hamon the same as he did Elizabeth.

Prosciutto: He’s not against the idea, even while he’s still an assassin in the Italian mafia. He honestly thinks he’d be a good dad, a little strict, but good. You’re not so sure. What Prosciutto thinks is “tough love” tends to lean into “unnecessary cruelty” in your opinion. And the opinions of his squad mates. Thankfully even a stubborn guy like him won’t push the subject too much if you point out that having a kid while your financial situation is so unstable and his lifestyle is so dangerous might not be the best idea right now. Can’t really argue with that.

He won’t forget about it though. Whether your financial situation changes or he switches to something even slightly less dangerous in the mafia he’ll be bringing it up again.

He thinks he wants a boy. Just one. Maybe another one after his first is a bit older.

Abbacchio: No, he can’t imagine him having kids anytime soon. He’s no role model, he lacks patience with himself and other people, and with his disposition…he doesn’t think he’d be a father his future kid would be proud of. He can’t handle that kind of shame.

So please, don’t bring it up to him. At least not right now. Not while he’s living this dangerous lifestyle and always moving from place to place. And not mentally prepared for something like that. Maybe when he’s a bit older and things have calmed down (even then, probably not) but right now he knows he’s not ready for something like that.

Gyro Zeppeli: Given he’s the eldest, and from a rather large family, he’s always been used to being around kids, even though he hasn’t really given raising some of his own much thought. Just kinda felt like something he’d worry about when it was time. He imagined if he did have kids though, it’d be a few, at least three, but probably more. And he’d want all boys. Despite his seemingly wild nature, he had been a dutiful son back in the day, even if he may have goofed around behind his father’s back on occasion. As much as he respected his father, he wouldn’t want to raise his kids in that exact way, wishing instead to be a bit more empathetic, and with less of a black and white worldview.

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Ah I realize I didn’t really have anyone on this list I saw as a girl dad. I think Caesar would be one!

[relicfragment]

hello only other straizo ponderer on earth